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With the return of the 2020 MLS regular season this Sunday against Seattle Sounders FC (7pm, FS1), #Statman asks if you can name every Timbers player across all eras of the club who has scored against our rivals to the north. Don't let the format below scare you. You don't need to know the exact match date of each goalscorer, you just need to guess the names.
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to ever score against Seattle?
First 20,000 fans get a Chara Bobblehead
Celebrate one of the most iconic and accomplished Timbers players on a special night, and take home your own Diego Chara bobblehead, presented by Toyota.
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0:33Velde: "I hope I'm the player...to bring something extraordinary to the pitch"
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Goals, footwork and wizardry: Kristoffer Velde Highlights
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Timbers sign Norwegian international forward Kristoffer Velde as Designated Player
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Know Before You Go: Bobblehead Night Gate and Giveaway info
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"It's going to be something nice" | Diego Chara talks about his Bobblehead Night
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"We've got a full roster of players that adaptable to our system" | Phil Neville on incoming players
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Portland Timbers transfer midfielder Santiago Moreno to Brazilian side Fluminense FC
