Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With the return of the 2020 MLS regular season this Sunday against Seattle Sounders FC (7pm, FS1), #Statman asks if you can name every Timbers player across all eras of the club who has scored against our rivals to the north. Don't let the format below scare you. You don't need to know the exact match date of each goalscorer, you just need to guess the names.
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to ever score against Seattle?
Inspired by the past, made for today
A capsule collection made to keep the spirit of Soccer City USA Alive. Available for a limited time online and in-stadium.
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3:17"I think it was a good game for the fans" | Diego Chara spoke to the media about draw with LAFC
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"It was a high level, brilliant game of football" | Phil Neville spoke about the 3-3 draw with LAFC
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"Very intense" | Felipe Mora on the draw with LAFC
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HIGHLIGHTS | Portland Timbers vs. Los Angeles FC | Apr. 19, 2025
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RECAP | Portland Timbers draw 3-3 with LAFC
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GOAL | Felipe Mora heads in a goal for a brace against LAFC
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GOAL | Timbers pounce on LAFC backline, Santiago Moreno scores
