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With the return of the 2020 MLS regular season this Sunday against Seattle Sounders FC (7pm, FS1), #Statman asks if you can name every Timbers player across all eras of the club who has scored against our rivals to the north. Don't let the format below scare you. You don't need to know the exact match date of each goalscorer, you just need to guess the names.
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to ever score against Seattle?
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12:20"We owed our supporters that kind of performance" | Neville on the Game 2 win over San Diego
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5:30
"I'm on top of the world" | Gage Guerra on his goal and team's win
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5:06
"Getting that goal was an amazing feeling" | Velde talks about his goal, win over SD
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8:44
PENALTY KICKS | Timbers prevail over San Diego FC on penalties to force a Game 3
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MLS CUP PLAYOFFS RECAP | Timbers beat San Diego FC on penalties to force a Game 3 in Audi 2025 MLS Cup Playoffs
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1:04
GOAL | Gage Guerra scores at the death against SD to send the game to PKs
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1:24
GOAL | Velde scores against San Diego in Game 2
