Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With forward Jaroslaw Niezgoda's brace last week, he became the fourth Timbers player with a multi-goal game in 2020. Can you name all of the Timbers players who have scored two goals in a game since they joined MLS?
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to have scored a brace?


2026 Mini Plans
Timbers Mini Plans provide discounts on single match tickets or special offers. Packages include Home Opener, Cascadia rivalries, Beat LA x 2 and credits to PTFC Authentics.
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Timbers acquire midfielder Cole Bassett from Colorado Rapids
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Timbers midfielder Omir Fernandez undergoes successful foot surgery
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PODCASTS: Timbers take over 105.1 The Fan | Neville, Timber Joey, broadcast team all chat with new radio partner
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Timbers announce new radio broadcast partnership with 105.1 The Fan
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SAVE | James Pantemis with a spectacular diving stop in preseason scrimmage against LAFC
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PRESEASON | Timbers scrimmage LAFC at BMO Stadium
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GOAL | Felipe Mora tallies a goal in preseason scrimmage with LAFC


