Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With forward Jaroslaw Niezgoda's brace last week, he became the fourth Timbers player with a multi-goal game in 2020. Can you name all of the Timbers players who have scored two goals in a game since they joined MLS?
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to have scored a brace?
Timbers vs. Club Tijuana | Aug. 13
Timbers close out Leagues Cup 2026 Phase One play against Club Tijuana.
Crossbody bag, patches and Civic the Goose | Check out upcoming special match giveaways and promotions
From special edition patches to to limited edition scarves to theme nights and cultural celebrations, learn more about all the exciting matches coming to Providence Park.
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6:28"I thought there was a lot of fight [and] endeavor" | Jack Cassidy discusses match with Club América
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HIGHLIGHTS | Club América vs. Portland Timbers | Aug. 9, 2026
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LEAGUES CUP RECAP | Portland Timbers lose 3-1 to Club América
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GOAL | Krisoffer Velde scores for Portland against América
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"You have to keep a level head" | Brandon Bye on facing Club América
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"It's going to be an extremely tough test" | Jack Cassidy talks ahead of América
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"It's a good evening all around" | Jack Cassidy discusses win over Puebla
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