Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With forward Jaroslaw Niezgoda's brace last week, he became the fourth Timbers player with a multi-goal game in 2020. Can you name all of the Timbers players who have scored two goals in a game since they joined MLS?
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to have scored a brace?
Hispanic Heritage Night Special Offer
A special ticket+scarf offer for the Timbers' Hispanic Heritage Night on Sept. 27 as the club takes on FC Dallas.
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1:32"Alma de Fútbol" | Artist José Miguel E. Pinerua, Jr. explains his scarf design for Hispanic Heritage Month
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Night in Pictures | Timbers dispatch Red Bulls at Providence Park
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Native American Heritage Night at Providence Park | Sights & Sounds
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"I think we have to turn into a team that's ruthless" | Neville discusses win over NYRB
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"I'm happier for the win than I am for the goal" | Matías Rojas talks about his goal and win
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"I feel privileged that I was able to score" | Antony talks about his performance
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HIGHLIGHTS | Portland Timbers vs. New York Red Bulls | Sept. 13, 2025
