Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With today's announcement of games through the end of September, #Statman takes a look at some fun trivia around Timbers games and moments within the ninth month of the year.
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#Statman Stumpers | Fun trivia for Timbers games from the month of September
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6:02"Amazing feeling" | James Pantemis on win over Austin, qualifying for playoffs
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"Very happy for the players, very happy for the fans" | Martí Cifuentes on clinching playoff spot
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HIGHLIGHTS | Austin FC vs. Portland Timbers | Nov. 7, 2026
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Timbers clinch spot in Audi 2026 MLS Cup Playoffs as No. 7 seed
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RECAP | Timbers dust Austin FC with 2-0 victory to earn spot in postseason
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GOLAZO | Kristoffer Velde scores a howitzer against Austin
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GOAL | Ariel Lassiter scores early against Austin
