Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
For this week's edition, #Statman looks to the the matchup history of the Portland Timbers and Los Angeles FC ahead of their game in the MLS is Back Tournament on July 23 in Orlando (7:30pm PT, ESPN2).
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"Amazing feeling" | James Pantemis on win over Austin, qualifying for playoffs
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"Very happy for the players, very happy for the fans" | Martí Cifuentes on clinching playoff spot
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HIGHLIGHTS | Austin FC vs. Portland Timbers | Nov. 7, 2026
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Timbers clinch spot in Audi 2026 MLS Cup Playoffs as No. 7 seed
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RECAP | Timbers dust Austin FC with 2-0 victory to earn spot in postseason
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GOLAZO | Kristoffer Velde scores a howitzer against Austin
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GOAL | Ariel Lassiter scores early against Austin


