Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With Timbers midfielder Diego Valeri becoming only the third player in MLS history to score 80 goals and contribute 80 assists, #Statman takes a look back to see how well you know the trivia around Portland's El Maestro and his achievement.
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#Statman Stumpers | Now in the 80/80 club, how well do you know the trivia around Valeri's achievement?


Leagues Cup 2025
The Timbers continue Leagues Cup 2025 Phase One action against Liga MX's Querétaro F.C. on Aug. 2 at Providence Park.
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Matchday | Timbers continue Leagues Cup 2025 play against Querétaro
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"To get my first goal was a huge weight off my shoulders" | Lassiter discusses goal, Leagues Cup
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"We've got to go for it, it's a cup competition" | Neville talks Leagues Cup
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Diego Chara Bobblehead Night set for August 16 at Providence Park
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Diego Chara meets.....Bobblehead Diego Chara
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It's coming...Diego Chara Bobblehead Night on Aug. 16
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LEAGUES CUP | For Neville, getting both Kelsy and Mora on scoresheet was "huge"