Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With Timbers midfielder Diego Valeri becoming only the third player in MLS history to score 80 goals and contribute 80 assists, #Statman takes a look back to see how well you know the trivia around Portland's El Maestro and his achievement.
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#Statman Stumpers | Now in the 80/80 club, how well do you know the trivia around Valeri's achievement?


Inspired by the past, made for today
A capsule collection made to keep the spirit of Soccer City USA Alive. Available for a limited time online and in-stadium.
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"I think it was a good game for the fans" | Diego Chara spoke to the media about draw with LAFC
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"It was a high level, brilliant game of football" | Phil Neville spoke about the 3-3 draw with LAFC
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"Very intense" | Felipe Mora on the draw with LAFC
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HIGHLIGHTS | Portland Timbers vs. Los Angeles FC | Apr. 19, 2025
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RECAP | Portland Timbers draw 3-3 with LAFC
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GOAL | Felipe Mora heads in a goal for a brace against LAFC
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GOAL | Timbers pounce on LAFC backline, Santiago Moreno scores