Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
For this week's edition, #Statman looks to the the matchup history of the Portland Timbers and Houston Dynamo ahead of their game in the MLS is Back Tournament on July 18 in Orlando (5pm PT, ESPN).
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#Statman Stumpers | How well do you know Portland and Houston's soccer matchup history?


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Academy product Noah Santos makes his first team debut | Sights & Sounds
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"We go into Wednesday's night's game with all to play for" | Phil Neville on win over Querétaro
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LEAGUES CUP HIGHLIGHTS | Portland Timbers vs. Querétaro | Aug. 2, 2025
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LEAGUES CUP RECAP | Portland Timbers win second straight match with 1-0 victory over Querétaro
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GOAL | Cristhian Paredes bangs in ball off a corner against Querétaro
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"To get my first goal was a huge weight off my shoulders" | Lassiter discusses goal, Leagues Cup
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"We've got to go for it, it's a cup competition" | Neville talks Leagues Cup